Things that make me want to punch small woodland creatures

1. people who have no idea what they are talking about
2. people who have no idea what they are talking about but keep talking
3. people who know they have no idea what they are talking but still keep talking
4. people who know they know what they are talking about and rub it in your face every chance they get
5. people in general 

Thank you for listening, and now for something completely different