Friday, November 18, 2011

Happy friday

It's friday so i would like to impose upon you my list of the ten worst songs ever, these are not ranked in order of how much my ears bleed when i hear them however.

1. Friday- Rebecca Black
Everybody has heard it and we all hate it.  If you have not, rejoice.

2. Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
I will admit i have listened to the song but only to make fun of it.  Little fun fact for you, whenever Vanilla Ice realized he couldn't hack it with his hip-hop, he renamed himself v-ice and hired korn for instrumentals on too cold, which is the same flipping thing a ice ice baby but heavier.  Diamond encrusted crap is still crap.

3. I'm too sexy- Right Said Fred
This song just makes me want to punch a kitten with two legs, enough said.

4.Anything by crazy frog
OH DEAR LORD SOMEONE PLEASE JUST STAB ME IN THE EARS MAKE THIS PAIN STOP!!!!!

5. Baby-Justin Beiber
This song makes me want to kick a baby baby baby.

6. It's a small world- Disneyland
Most infectious earworm of all time.

7.Crank Dat- Soulja Boy
This man, if you can call him that, is such an attention hog that in one of his songs he actually said F da troops.  Then went on to talk about how gangsta he is.  You are not fooling anyone you did a song with Justin Beiber, you aren't as hardcore as you proclaim.

8. Everything else by Rebecca Black
Sweetheart i am sorry but we only tolerate you to make fun of you stop feeding the fire.

9. Never gonna give you up- Rick Astley
I have not been able to sit through this whole song sitting still ever.

And finally
10. I love you- Barney
What are these kids on that they are seeing a large purple dinosaur, who is powered by imagination, singing about his love for all of them?

Thank you for reading and here is a cute picture of a fluffy bird
 

1 comment:

  1. I particularly care for the insanely cute animal pictures that you put on your blog...and #3,#4,and #9 rock.

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