Thursday, November 17, 2011

Phrases that make me want to punt a chihuahua

1. I know right
Oh dear lord somebody please find the man or woman that created this saying and beat them about the head with a rolled up news paper while screaming "BAD DOG!" 
2. Just kidding
used in the context of something like "Hey that was really good.  Haha just kidding!" 
oh really well thank you anonymous person because i really value your opinion and you are a close friend.  Haha just kidding
3. Anything from Jersey Shore
yep spray tanned drunks who have no idea what their heritage is about but still brag about it, how has this show not been canceled yet.
4. Just saying
Well no duh you would still be just saying it if you hadn't said just saying.
5. Word
Oh thank you so much rappers and hip-hop artists for this little fountain of overwhelming depth i cannot show my appreciation enough.
6. You know what you should do?
Oh no i don't please share with me oh enlightened one, i cannot fathom your intelligence, i mean i haven't even asked for your help or for you to interject yourself into my personal life but still here you are thank you oh so very much you are my savior sir i am not worthy to kiss the ground beneath your flipping feet.

And last but not least
7. Awkward
Not until you said awkward it wasn't okay spotlight addicts.

demotivational posters - YESAnd now for your picture of the post.  Have a good day to my two followers and as always, Big brother is watching

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