Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Friendship, feelings, and other mush

By reading thus far you would figure me to be a harsh man, a stern man, one that does not get frightened by goats.  I am here to report that you are indeed very wrong.  Not only do I have nightmares about those evil rectangular eyes but i also count my friends among my greatest treasures.  My two greatest are my friends Hannah And Zoe.  Without these two angels I would not be the person i am today.  Whenever I have a problem with anything I turn to these two intelligent, funny and beautiful ladies.  Now on to my regular bashing of topics I can't stand.  OVERLY AFFECTIONATE COUPLES.  You know who I am talking about.  And if you are part of one you probably don't know you even do it.  I am talking about the "No, I love you more!"  people.  The thing about those is that you will either marry each other and live happily ever after, or realize there is absolutely no substance to your relationship and slowly drift apart into sadness and eventually a mutual break up.  Now i do believe that there are exceptions to my rule.  I have the honor of knowing one of these exceptions.  On a different note, I hate valentines day.  Too much happiness.  Nobody should ever be so happy to get a card with teddy bear on it with the phrase "I love you BEARY much!"  The sappiness makes me sick.  Thank you for reading now here is a picture of a paranoid rabbit.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

thu'ums, battle tops, and bench pressing five year olds

So this Christmas i sold my soul to the gods of time wasting, who knew they fed on social lives?  That is right, i got skyrim.  Within the first few minutes of my purchase I was toting it around gamestop as a olympic athlete would a gold medal.  In that very moment i swear i heard a glorious fanfare of beautiful warm trumpets sounding but of course it was just some man outside honking at a hobo eating a sandwich in the middle of the road.  So of course i had just enough time to become completely addicted to the game before being rushed off to virginia to visit my wondrous little cousins.  So after that never-ending road trip with my lovely little sister and two (I will say it, extremely odd) parents, we finally arrived.  One of the highlights of this visit was that i rekindled my love for beyblades.  Now as a whelp there was an american made anime about these kids who possessed battle tops by the name of beyblades.  The greatest thing about them is that you could switch out parts on them, kinda like the nerdy kids tech deck.  Anyway since then they have released a series of beyblades with a metal ring in them so they hit harder or hurt the person you are launching them at.  So different subject entirely during these couple of days i was shot with a slingshot, bitten, wacked in the head with a lightsaber, and rammed in the foot by a rogue beyblade.  Overrall a good weekend.  Oh and one of the easiest way to make a 5 year old revere you at almost the same level as a deity is to bench-press them.  I did 30 reps of small child.  Thank you to everybody who made my holidays wonderful, and goodnight.